Do you ever feel like throwing a tray of pop tarts and yogurt on someones head?!


Question: Do you ever feel like throwing a tray of pop tarts and yogurt on someones head!?
Answers:
I once dumped a plate of spaghetti & meatballs down over someone's head!. Never regretted it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

No I feel like holding someones head over
an industrial size toaster
filled with 20 pop tarts,
smack em over the head with the tray
and,
wait until the pop tarts shoot out

causing the hot gooey pop tart filling to go up their nose from the force of the "pop"
and !.!.!.then to save them from 3rd degree pop tart filling burns squeeze yogurt Squishers up their Nose, to "help"!.

Maybe even Shoot pop tarts at them
(hold toaster sideways)!.!.!.
and
When ( if) they wake up
,tell them alll about how I "saved them" from the monkey that smacked em on the head with a tray by
my quick thinking of using yogurt "squishers" to chase it away!.

and blame it on the cat

Ok well that is "why" they call it a "fantasy"!.!.!. oh well it was fun to imagine

PeaceWww@FoodAQ@Com

Yes!.!.!.Every darn day!.!.!.

But "The Law" is clear on this issue!.!.!.

We may "want to," and have a "good reason to," but we may NOT "act upon" that motive and inspiration "legally" in the eyes of "The Law!"

"Gong!"Www@FoodAQ@Com

Sure do!. !. !.it would be so much fun !. !. I'm glad you can control your anger!. !. !.just think of what they might throw back at you ! ! !Www@FoodAQ@Com

Yes!

Today actually!.!.!.!.!.

I wasn't creative enough to think of yogurt & poptarts! thanks!

:)Www@FoodAQ@Com

As long as the pop tarts aren't strawberry cream or chocolate fudge and the yogurt isn't orange cream, absolutely yesWww@FoodAQ@Com

More like throwing a pan of dirty kitty liter and urinating on their prized action figures!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Why waste food!? Throw some dog poop at 'em, you'll feel better!. Recycle and do your part for the environment! Bwaa Haa Haa!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

someday, baby , someday!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Yeah! I Was So Peed Off I Just Wanted To Poor Yogurt And Poptarts (Hot Poptarts) Of Them!Www@FoodAQ@Com

yes I do, YA for never telling me that my contacts are asking questions!.!.!.!.I do not come here unless I get emailedWww@FoodAQ@Com

never thought of that, maybe a bag of hammers, though that could be because I don't cook!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

No but something else!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

thats too sweet!.!.!.po*p tarts will do !.!.!.!.yes to Y A for being such dorks !Www@FoodAQ@Com

I wouldn't waste the Pop Tarts!.!.!.go for toast instead!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Yes!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

That is my method of foreplay!Www@FoodAQ@Com

If I felt that way, I'd do it (not really), and no!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

oh wow, um!.!. YES!! lol better yet throw some grenades at them im just joking!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

I will say it has crossed my mind before!. Love honeyWww@FoodAQ@Com

Yeah,, My bosses' wife,,, Pain in the azs,,,Www@FoodAQ@Com

oh my god!.!.you read my mind!.!.!.yesWww@FoodAQ@Com





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