If you were a hotdog...?!


Question: If you were a hotdog!.!.!.!?
I need to know the answer!. If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself!?Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
Well in my yesterdays i used to be a hotdog and i did try and eat myself, it was a sad experience especially when i was with a bun and many condiments all over me like ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, and so on!. But i was irresistible and bit my own arm and leg off many times and one time i even bit my left nipple off and it was a sad experience!.!.!.!.my grandson is going through this also but he is starting small and biting off his fingers, thats typical of a cheese hotdog!. I really dont understand why us hotdogs tend to eat ourselves but hopefully someday sceintists will be able to prove why this happens and if it is normal or not!. If they do ever prove it i will probably be dead because i will be too busy eating myself or missing arms to read the paper or even type on the keyboard like i am right now!. You should really be a hotdog sometime and you will see just for yourself the temptation you get of wanting to just chow down on yourself!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Well that depends!.!.!. am I cooked and sitting in a bun!? Or am I in the refrigerator waiting!.!.!. and is there ketchup!?

So many determinants that are involved in this decision!.!.!. but now I want a hot dog! And the funny thing is I actually have some in the house!.!.!. cool!Www@FoodAQ@Com

The hot dogs I eat don't have mouths! What kind of scary-*** meat vendors did you grow up with!?!
How the hell would I accomplish that, even if I wanted to!?

Anyways!. No, I wouldn't!. I'm way too important!. I'd probably go and buy one if I wanted it that badly!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

How is that Possible!?, Well it's not!.

But I shall answer anyways, Answer it like it was possible!.!.!. so!.!.!. No I wouldn't!. I'd get someone else to eat me!.

Wait!.!.!. that sounded naughty!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

hahahahah, this random girl asked me this once, so I started calling her hot-dog girl, and now we are good friends and talk all the time! random, huh!?

but the answer is no!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

If I were a hot dog I'd get with a smoked sausage and make some little weinies!!

No, but really!.!.!.!.I'd totally eat myself!Www@FoodAQ@Com

No because I would be a cannibal!.

Since I am not a hot dog I love hot dogs!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

with all those artificial colorings and flavors - noWww@FoodAQ@Com

no because too many ingredients to digest for a wienerWww@FoodAQ@Com

yes i would becasue i would spoilWww@FoodAQ@Com

if i were starving i would eat myself with some chili and cheeseWww@FoodAQ@Com

no i would be disgusted by myself!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

If you were straight, would you still ask these questions!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

no way,
it would be painful, plus
when your a hot dog you cant exactly move!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

No, probably not!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Sure,with some mustard and onions!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

ew hot dogs are nasty!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

if had lots of ketchup on me, sure =]Www@FoodAQ@Com

id suck myselfWww@FoodAQ@Com

with lots of relish and mustardWww@FoodAQ@Com

No!.!.!.!.!.i def hate hotdogs!. I only crave them now cuz im pregoWww@FoodAQ@Com

i would once i figure which end to start withWww@FoodAQ@Com

i'd shove myself in some poo-tang!. :-pWww@FoodAQ@Com

man, you're queer, i'd probably put some onions and mustard on meself firstWww@FoodAQ@Com





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