I know u killed my pie!!!?!


Question: I know u killed my pie!!!!?
wat did u know with my apple pie!! i know it was u!!! and dont use some lame excuse like u ate it or something!.!.!.!. cause i will hire a lawerWww@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
Your stupid pie was a no-good punk that seemed to be all "sugar and spice and everything nice" but actually was down at the pawn shop all the time selling everyone's stuff it stole when people were at work and school!. So I set up a trap, involving a peeler-grinder attachment on my ice cream maker sitting inside my bedroom window, and when it broke in and climbed thru the glass it got turned to two gallons of apple McFlurry! I am sitting here now enjoying its tasty scrumptiousness, getting a brain freeze, and looking forward to enjoying having my belongings stay where they are instead of seeing them in the windows of the pawn shop!. You think I'm sorry!? No way! That's what you get for having such a punk fruit pie!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Yes, I did kill your pie!
I had a very good reason though!
Your pie was trying to seduct me with it's
sweet smell and luscious looks!
Your apple pie was trying to captivate me!
What is a woman to do!? Trying to maintain
my sexy figure, I vigorously stepped all over your pie
until it was all mushy and DEAD!

And I sincerely apologize!

"R!.I!.P Apple Pie"Www@FoodAQ@Com

who!?
what!?
when!?
Why!?

What is your question!? is the pie is food!? or is it ur boyfriend!?

what!?
daaaa!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Your Honor,It smelt so good and the sign read Let Cool Before Eating!.!.!.BURP! Excuse me! So I did!.!.!.Blessings YahooWww@FoodAQ@Com

Your pie was YUMMY
May i have another!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

It wasn't me!. I wasn't even there!. I'm innocent!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

im so sorry! ill bake you another please dont hurt me!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

what a dufus!! are you puffing the magic dragon!?!?(puff, puff)Www@FoodAQ@Com

DONT YOU HAVE A HEART!?!!?!!?!!?! i gave it to the elderly! think of other people for onceWww@FoodAQ@Com





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