I'm deathly afraid of salt shakers!?!


Question: I'm deathly afraid of salt shakers!!?
And my grandma just bought me one for my birthday! What do I do!?
I'm afraid to go to sleep now!Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
I also have a fear of salt and pepper shakers!. This only manifested itself after I went to Las Vegas to a convention for salt/pepper shaker collectors with my friend!. It was horrible!. Thousands (really thousands) of people who like nothing more than ceramic condiment dispensers shaped like all manner of things (Elvis, pigs on motorbikes, firetrucks,etc!.)!. The worst was the night when everyone dressed as their favorite shaker!. It was beyond creepy!. I haven't been able to look at my friend the same since!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

how are you afraid of that!? but seriously nothing can happen!. a salt shaker doesn't have legs and it doesn't have a mouth so it can't taunt you and it can't come to you!. feel free to sleep with the lights on, but just remember there is NO way it can end up in you're room!. so you are perfectly fine! just tell you're mom that you don't want it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Oh wow, that's bad!. Ok, take the salt shaker and burn it!. And sleep with the lights on tonight!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

Buy some tequila and limes!. You'll sleep well!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

i wont ask you how you salt your food, but smash it or throw it out the window really far or something!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Are you a snail!? Www@FoodAQ@Com

the salt shaker bottle will not get you!. btw why are u afraid again!?Www@FoodAQ@Com





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