Help! Ketchup Problem!!!?!


Question: Help! Ketchup Problem!!!!?
Hi, i went to the store today in order to buy some pickle relish for a hot dog, but I accidentally bought ketchup instead!. Is there anyway I can turn the Ketchup into pickle relish!? Should I stick the bottle in the oven!? HELP PLEASE!Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
Yes you can!.
Learn Alchemy!.
If they can turn lead into gold, why can't you turn Ketchup into relish!?

But if you do learn how to be a alchemist just go for the gold!.
Don't you "relish" the idea of being rich instead of having a Ketchup problem!?

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Nope!

Just go back to the store and buy some relish, silly!.

Sticking it in the oven wouldn't work, but it'd be neat to watch!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

relish = pickles
ketchup = tomatoes

no!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Are you kidding me!? Ketchup is red and relish is green, pretty hard to get mixed up!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Yes there is! Close your eyes, click your heels together 3 times!.!.!.oh wait!. That'll just get you back to Kansas!.!.!.but I bet they have relish there!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Ask for a refund!.!.!.but not for the ketchup but for your BRAIN!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

how can you get mixed up with relish and ketchup!?!?Www@FoodAQ@Com





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