I don't know how to eat please help?!


Question: I don't know how to eat please help!?
I was going to have a sandwich but I don't know how to eat it because i think people at yahoo answers know the answer to everything and i, like lots of others ask questions we are supposed to learn from lifeWww@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
Bahahahahaha!.
I love this because I too hate stupid people with stupid questions!.
It makes me want to slap them!.
For real!.
Well done, dear!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Ok first you make the sandwich :
grab two pieces of bread ,ham ,cheese ,and lettuce!.

put a piece of bread at a plate ,then put the ham ,then cheese ,and then the lettuce ,then ham ,and finally the other piece of bread!.
You put your hand on top of it and put a little presure ,to make it more compact!. You grab it wih both hands ,you lift it up to your mouth ,and then move your head forward with your mouth open ,and then when the sandwich is between your lips ,you close your lips (bite the sandwich) You chew it throughly ,so you won't choke on it !.And then you swallow carefully !. Do this again ,and again until there is no sandwich to eat anymore !.

GoOd lUcK !

this is so-oooooooooooooooooooo dumb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
silly !Www@FoodAQ@Com

First, clean the sandwhich with a piece of sand!. Then, open your foot, and clench the sanwhich with it!. Then proceed to shove it up your asshole, and woolah, eating!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

Really!.!.!.!.you have problems too!? I was hoping that you could tell me I was pretty, or give me advice on how to grow up!. Things are just soooo hard in life, and now I am having social issues!. I should probably post this in Psychology!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

you make it and then put it in your mouth little by little while making your jaw muscle move up and down then swallow carefully so you do not choke

!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. get your head outta your ***Www@FoodAQ@Com

Well see the first thing you do is pick up the sandw!.!.!.wait!.!.!.i know what ur doing!. You can't fool me!. This is one of those sarcasm things isn't it!?!.!.!.ur cleverWww@FoodAQ@Com

Bite it you have to bite it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

haha it's actually funny!. because people really do ask questions like this!.!.!. sadlyWww@FoodAQ@Com

What has Yahoo Answers turned into!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

masticateWww@FoodAQ@Com

hmm!.!.looks like someones gonna go hungryWww@FoodAQ@Com

Its called taking a bite!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

then have soup!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

haha funny
its a joke right!?!?!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

YOU DUMBASS!!!

PUT IT IN UR MOUTH AND BITE!.!.THEN CHEW 10 TIMES!!!

DUMMY!!!

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