Someone at work ate my chicken wings that I was going to eat at lunch time. ?!


Question: Someone at work ate my chicken wings that I was going to eat at lunch time!. !?
I left them in the cafeteria's refrigerator and when I just opened the box all they left was the celery and the blue cheese!. I'm mad as hell right now!. My question is: (Cause this s#it aint over, they done messed with the wrong one)

Rat poison might be too much cause I don't want to kill anybody but what can I put on the chicken wings that I plan to leave in the refrigerator next week, and I want to make sure they get so sick that they feel like they will $hit their entire insides!. 10 point for best answer!.Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
Bring BBQ wings again next week!.!.!.!.!.after you cook the sauce, add some Syrup of Ipecac!.

You can also make some brownies with Ex-Lax!.

They'll never touch your lunch again!.

Please don't spit or pee in the food (like the suggestion below)!. That's horrible!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

People who eat other people's lunches are selfish, uncaring individuals who deserve whatever food poisoning they get!. You can't really put a box of poop into the fridge - the smell is too obvious!. You could casually mention that those wings had been in your car since Friday and see if anyone flinches!.

An alternative is to carry a small cooler with an ice pack in it and keep your food at your desk or in your car!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

IMHO i wouldn't bother with trying to make them sick!. they could sue you or something!.

Whenever i bring lunch to work i simply put a sticky note on it with a large skull & crossbones drawn on it & no other explanation!. Nobody touches my stuff!.

If your lunch gets eaten again, go on a rampage around the office until you find the offender, then teach them a loud lesson on rudeness and stealing so everyone in the office can hear!. maybe that will embarrass them enough to make them stop stealing lunches!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Calm down and I know how you feel!. It sucks when you want to enjoy your hard earned lunch!. Get a little ice box to store your lunch so no one touches it!. I bet you will laugh when they have to throw up and feel sick later!. chances are they also violated another's privacy!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

put a horse laxative or regular laxative on the wings by melting them down and rubbing them on them or just put it in a Chocolate bar rapper, and they will be in the bathroom the rest of the day!. i promise!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

from what i've seen of chicken wings somebody must have thought they were leftovers and kindly put them in the bin for you,is there ANYTHING to eat on a chicken wing!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

spit or piss on them!.!.!.!.then leave a note the next day, informing the perp what he(or she has consumed)!.!.!.!.if confronted by higher-ups, deny that you actually did it, but just trying to make a point!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Put super hot hot sauce all over them like you can buy this really really hot sauceWww@FoodAQ@Com

Maranate them in laxatives, lolWww@FoodAQ@Com





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