What is a 'politically correct' name for someone who is bad at cooking?!
I'm pretty awful at cooking - I actually burned water once (I forgot to take the pot off the burner, all the water steamed out)!. Nearly every meal I eat is from a restaurant or is extremely simple to prepare (e!.g!. cereal)!. So, I thought I'd come up with a term to describe this so when I bring food to a party that is obviously prepared by someone else I can deflect critique!. Saying "I'm bad at cooking" is just dull!.
Any suggestions for a more interesting, politically correct name!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Any suggestions for a more interesting, politically correct name!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
I am a former chef and you sound like your suffering from CCAAD, Cannot Cook At All Disorder, it is a rare disease and can be treated by a specialist, namely a wife or girlfriend, if not contact Betty Crocker, Chef Boy-ar-dee or in an emergency either Jack Daniels or Jim Beam they can solve any problem I have found!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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Try using a timer when you're cooking something!. At least it will remind you that there's something bubbling on the stove or burning in the oven!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Try using a timer when you're cooking something!. At least it will remind you that there's something bubbling on the stove or burning in the oven!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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