What would it feel like being a pineapple?!
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I would be proud of myself!. I mean look at me, I have a great hairdo !
You can always know when I am ready by plucking the middle leaf out of the top of my doo!. I like being prickly because when my coconut boyfriend need a scratch on his back, I am so happy to have him roll around me!. You will always find me surrounded my famous people because I look like the perfect decoration to all the cruise line buffets, that's another plus, I get to travel the world!. I listen to alot of gossip at restaurants, oh gosh don't put me near the Chef, came close many times, thanks to my hip , I don't stand straight, so the chef always picks one of my friends, today it pineapple Paul!. I hid when it happened!. So here I sit in this massive buffet, looking at all the lovely men and woman, admiring my friends on their plates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.oh no!.!.!.!.wait!.!.!.!.!.!.!.some 4 year old just picked me up and yelled to his friend Charlie, " Hey Charlie, wanna see how far off the boat I can kick this thing !?"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I am floating now!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hope I make it to a beach !Www@FoodAQ@Com
You can always know when I am ready by plucking the middle leaf out of the top of my doo!. I like being prickly because when my coconut boyfriend need a scratch on his back, I am so happy to have him roll around me!. You will always find me surrounded my famous people because I look like the perfect decoration to all the cruise line buffets, that's another plus, I get to travel the world!. I listen to alot of gossip at restaurants, oh gosh don't put me near the Chef, came close many times, thanks to my hip , I don't stand straight, so the chef always picks one of my friends, today it pineapple Paul!. I hid when it happened!. So here I sit in this massive buffet, looking at all the lovely men and woman, admiring my friends on their plates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.oh no!.!.!.!.wait!.!.!.!.!.!.!.some 4 year old just picked me up and yelled to his friend Charlie, " Hey Charlie, wanna see how far off the boat I can kick this thing !?"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I am floating now!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.hope I make it to a beach !Www@FoodAQ@Com
it would feel!.!.!.fragrant!.
being a fruit as sweet smelling as a pineapple would rockWww@FoodAQ@Com
being a fruit as sweet smelling as a pineapple would rockWww@FoodAQ@Com
i would feel juicy and i might eat myself!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
it would feel boring and pointless!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Tropical, like being on a beach!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
it would feel eaten upWww@FoodAQ@Com