How should I rule the world with a spork?!

I like the warlike approach!. Sharpen the tines on that spork and smear the tips with a highly potent nerosystem toxin such as that found in the Poison Dart Frog!.

Give the populace a choice!.!.!.!.either they recognize you and your Spork as infinite, supreme rulers of all mankind, or they get poked with the Spork of Death!.

You'd be suprised how many followers you'll amass when people are faced with a choice between life under Spork rule, or a plastic death sentence!.

:DWww@FoodAQ@Com

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create a story of how the fork is "perfect"!.!.!.preach this to half the population!. tell them the spoon will try to deny this!. create another story on how the spoon is" godlike" and preach this to the other half!. tell them the fork is a symbol of hatred and is not to be trusted!. let them fight it out in a great war of silverware!. Emerge amidst the fighting brandishing the spork!.!.!.claiming it as your own!. live out life as the savior of humanity!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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Adorn the spork with robes of velvet and a crown of sparkling jewels!. Dub the spork the King of the World, and order everyone on Earth to bow down and worship!. Steps from there are build a palace, get your own mascot, and other of life's luxuries!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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Team up with someone who has a Knork!. Then the world will be yours!

(maniacal laughter)

http://www!.knork!.net/

Www@FoodAQ@Com

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Convince everyone that the spork is God, and pretend to worship it!. What could be more powerful than an omnipotent spork!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

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interesting question!.!.!.I think you need to create a really huge spork and start worshipping it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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Talk to Bucky Kat, from "Get Fuzzy"!. Sounds like you are already a fan!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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