My friend has a cookie as a best friend! ?!
My friend never come out any more he just sits at home with his chocolate cookie friend watching movies!.
The cookie hates me because one day i went around to ask if he wanted to come with me to the Cinema but the cookie said no he is staying he at home with me!.
My friend does not have a mind of his own anymore the cookie dictates everything!.
But the worst thing is the next day i went around i caught them wearing Nazi uniforms and they put up a picture of Hitler on the wall!.
My friend asked me if i wanted a coffee but then i had to go because they were planning a invasion of the bakery down the road!.
I said "yes" but while he was out of the room the cookie in a Nazi uniform said to me"you think you can take him away don't you" i said "no i don't he can be friends with who he want's" but the cookie replied "yes you are your trying to take him and spoil my plans of world cateration", My friend came back with the coffee and the cookie said to him go and get the map's and the plans for the invasion code named egg white!.
While my friend went to get the plans the cookie said to me "well you won't have to worry about your friend after tonight" i said "what do you mean"!? he replied "You know what i mean once i have my bakery friends SS cakes and Stormrolls i will have no need for him" then started to laugh loudly and sadistically!.
i had to stop him so i ripped his mustache off his cookie face took the swastika off him and dipped him in my coffee as he was screaming "NO no my plans for world bakeration are ruined nooooo" then ate him for such a bitter cookie he tasted sweet!.
My friend came from getting the plans and asked "where is Adolf cookie" i said i have eaten him he replied "Oh good i was beginning to think he was crazy"Www@FoodAQ@Com
The cookie hates me because one day i went around to ask if he wanted to come with me to the Cinema but the cookie said no he is staying he at home with me!.
My friend does not have a mind of his own anymore the cookie dictates everything!.
But the worst thing is the next day i went around i caught them wearing Nazi uniforms and they put up a picture of Hitler on the wall!.
My friend asked me if i wanted a coffee but then i had to go because they were planning a invasion of the bakery down the road!.
I said "yes" but while he was out of the room the cookie in a Nazi uniform said to me"you think you can take him away don't you" i said "no i don't he can be friends with who he want's" but the cookie replied "yes you are your trying to take him and spoil my plans of world cateration", My friend came back with the coffee and the cookie said to him go and get the map's and the plans for the invasion code named egg white!.
While my friend went to get the plans the cookie said to me "well you won't have to worry about your friend after tonight" i said "what do you mean"!? he replied "You know what i mean once i have my bakery friends SS cakes and Stormrolls i will have no need for him" then started to laugh loudly and sadistically!.
i had to stop him so i ripped his mustache off his cookie face took the swastika off him and dipped him in my coffee as he was screaming "NO no my plans for world bakeration are ruined nooooo" then ate him for such a bitter cookie he tasted sweet!.
My friend came from getting the plans and asked "where is Adolf cookie" i said i have eaten him he replied "Oh good i was beginning to think he was crazy"Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
Your really Quentin Tarantino are you not!.lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
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you need some cooler friends then lolssWww@FoodAQ@Com
hi!.!.um!.!.!.eat the cookie when hes not looking and say he [the cookie]had to go different ways!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
crumbs!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
mmm, delicious!Www@FoodAQ@Com
didn't bother to read i all but maybe he needs brain check not the cookie lol :DWww@FoodAQ@Com
Thanks for the short story!. Much appreciated!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
LOLWww@FoodAQ@Com