HELP!!! I'm trapped in my freezer!!!?!!!?!?!
I only have my laptop and some left over lasagna!.
This seems to be a situation of urgency!
HELP!
Oh look! Cheese!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
This seems to be a situation of urgency!
HELP!
Oh look! Cheese!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
Cover your private areas for the love of god! You will want to save that, especially if your arms freeze and break off!.
But forget calling monkey's, just call Chuck Norris!. The average person thinks that a Chuck Norris call requires you to scream "NORRIS!!!!" actually you have you clench your fist and yell "BY THE POWER OF NORRIS!!!!!!" and said man will come to the rescue! Just make sure its not 6:00PM when you call!. That's when he takes his massive dump for the day that burns a new hole in the O-zone layer!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
But forget calling monkey's, just call Chuck Norris!. The average person thinks that a Chuck Norris call requires you to scream "NORRIS!!!!" actually you have you clench your fist and yell "BY THE POWER OF NORRIS!!!!!!" and said man will come to the rescue! Just make sure its not 6:00PM when you call!. That's when he takes his massive dump for the day that burns a new hole in the O-zone layer!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Alright, you have to be quick, you don't have much time!.
If no family is nearby, you need to call a monkey!. Even if there isn't one in your household, a correctly done monkey call will bring any monkeys in a 15 mile radius running to your house, where they can offer you assistance!.
Here's how you do it: You have to put your pinkie finger of your left hand into your left ear, put your right hand under your left armpit!.
WHISTLE your social security numbers!. You have you actually whistle them!. Do this 3 times, with your eyes closed!. Within 30 seconds monkey will be breaking into your house to rescue you!!!
Quickly!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
If no family is nearby, you need to call a monkey!. Even if there isn't one in your household, a correctly done monkey call will bring any monkeys in a 15 mile radius running to your house, where they can offer you assistance!.
Here's how you do it: You have to put your pinkie finger of your left hand into your left ear, put your right hand under your left armpit!.
WHISTLE your social security numbers!. You have you actually whistle them!. Do this 3 times, with your eyes closed!. Within 30 seconds monkey will be breaking into your house to rescue you!!!
Quickly!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
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