Where can you buy a WhatChaMaCallit?!
I live in the USA.
Answers:
First you must travel to Lincoln, Illinois. There is a small candy shop there called "Lincoln's Own Candy Store." Enter that store during the hours of 12 P.M. to 4 P.M. the man working the counter's name is Hank. Talk to him, tell him that "The Cockatoo feeds at dusk." He will most likely react to you by saying "Zing Bocka Doo Whop" do not be alarmed by this gibberish, simply reply "Gabba Gabba Hey." At this point you may begin to hear The Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" play in your head, this is normal.
Hank will then proceed to talk on the HAM radio on the desk to his right. Give him a while as it is very old and tuning is a painstaking process. Once he has received the go he will direct you to a small door in the wall, enter and you will find yourself in a small white room with a chair, a table and a laptop, boot the laptop and enter internet explorer, a page will be opened called AccessLincoln. Scroll to the bottom of the page and press the "Further instructions" link. A small video screen will open, the video will supply you with the final steps to receiving your delicious treat.
This is a long quest to find the crunchy yet yummy whatchamacallit. 1.you must go through the gumdrop forest 2. climb to the top of candy mountain 3. Kick the yeti in the nuts 4.RUN LIKE HELL 5. Mug the dojo in the truffle temple steal all of his rupels 5. go to the 7 11 6. Protect the man at the counter from the sniper dot on his forehead 7. he will give you a whatchamacallit for not saving him 8. run to kona hawaii and gimmie a damn whatchamacallit
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I still see them in grocery stores and convenience stores by the checkout or counter. I love those things.
Where bout you live in the US? Any convenient should have this candy, I am eatting one now and I got it from Flash Foods.
Online, just google search it.