should i eat pudding?!
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GASP. The Pudding Monster came to your town too?!?!?!?!?!
Oh no, oh no, oh NOO this is terrible! Okay, I can help you out. Follow these EXACT instructions: Right now, throw away ALL of your pudding in the entire house. Head to the nearest sandwich shop, make sure there is NO pudding in sight. Discreetly talk to the guy making the sandwiches, and say "I am eating a banana upside down." He will nod, if he doesn't you must RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. Once he nods, run across the street and stay there for 46.1252446345235 seconds, then head back. A different guy will be there to make you a ham & cheese sandwich. You must tell him three times that you do not like ham & cheese sandwiches, then scarf it down. He has poisoned the sandwich, do not be alarmed, you will only be asleep for a few days. When you awake, you will be on a train heading to Mexico. Look in the backpack in the right corner, there will be a pudding cup. This is the most important part:
EAT THE PUDDING!!
If you're in the UK: yes
If you're in America: yes
If you feel like it, I have one most nights.
yes, Have a steamed treacle pudding with cream.
only if you'll be having it with a spoon :D
yes if its sugar free and only if youre not allergic to it
with whipped cream, you shall.
You only live once.
