Why does Lord Voldemort keep eating all my potato chips?!

Once upon a time young Tom Marvolo Riddle was sitting in the cafeteria of his orphanage. The little boy next to him had a bag of crisps, so he asked if they could share. The boy didn't like Tom very much, so he said no and walked away. Tom, in a fit of rage, created a burst of accidental magic within him so powerful that the bag of crisps exploded, so that no one could have any. The orphanage, terrified of the freak crisp explosion, banned crisps from the orphanage. Poor Tommy boy grew up without any potato chips. That poor little boy grew up to become the evil Lord Voldemort, and now sits beside you, stealing your potato chips because he's missed them all his life... and afterlife.

What you should do is confront him about his past and get him to open up about his feelings. This could result in one of two things. A: he breaks down crying on you about the lack of potato chips in his life, or B: he kills you for bringing up his personal life. Offer him a chip instead of having him steal one. He will be so stunned because of your kindness that you can sneak away with your bag of chips.

Troll senses tingling!!! *starts to shake uncontrollably*

Battling trolls since 1926!

Because he's hungry. Duh.

I worry about Bobba Fett stealing all my beer and then he escapes with his jettpack.

He's comfort eating because he has no nose.

go see a psychiatrist

he like your chips better and can't stop an you let him, just tell him stop eating my chips or else

awww! I love you for posting a Harry Potter question!

cuz he luvs ur chipszz duhh.... stoopid