Where can I find green eggs and ham?!

I know a recipe but I have never heard of finding them at a store. Heres the recipe
Crack 3 eggs into a bowl, then add a pinch of salt and a dash of pepper.
Add 1 drop of blue food coloring
Whisk together
Heat a medium skillet to medium hot
Add 1/4 cup of minced ham onto the skillet and cook til its a little brown, stir with a wooden spoon
Add the eggs dont stir for about 2 minutes. Chop up the eggs and turn them over.(do this several times)
Move all eggs to a plate when finished.
:)

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Great recipes you got there. I normally find them in the library or a bookstore ;) Now I know how to make it. Though, I don't think I'd like. Green is not very appetizing on eggs and ham to me. But, good luck cooking anyways :)

you don,t get them you make them. food coloring .after the eggs and ham are good brush/spray them yellow and blue make green

no, you cant buy them. you make them yourself. just add some green food coloring to the eggs while you are scrambling them.

in your cast iron frying pan if you over cook them and just leave them set on warm for a while.

cook the eggs in weed butter, and just have it with ham

Bleh. I do not like them Sam I am. But you know what? You really need some trolling lessons. That was horrible. At least think of something original. :)

food coloring -or-
let them go modly :I

USe food coloring.=)