I have a Drug Test on Monday the 28th of March?!

Go get a cleanser! I have used this one called stinger they are 20 bucks. also get an herbal pill packet cleanser the night before ( any kind will do) The drink cleanser is the one that really matters. You get 2 of those stingers drink them both then fill the bottles up 4 times each with water drink them down that is 8 bottles of water. Dont worry they are only 12 oz bottles. Now you have to pee at least 3 times before you take the test and you will have a 5 hour window to pee clean.

This sh*t works dude I have used it 3 times: http://www.stingerdetox.com/categories/A…

Well first of all, you shouldn't be smoking weed, its for losers. But since you already have, the best thing you can do is drink as much water as possible, and exercise like CRAZY! THC is stored in fat cells so if you can burn some of those off it will help. It is not guaranteed that you will pass the drug test but you have a much better chance. And look, I know no-ones ever died from weed and its not bad, but it is, think about it, you sit around and smoke weed all day, you will get fat, you will be lazy.
It just makes you want to do nothing with your life, trust me, coming from someone who smoked weed when they were 13 until they were 17, it ruined my grades, made me not care, mixed me up with the wrong people, and before you know it, I was snorting cocaine and shooting up heroin. Scary huh?
Do yourself a favor, and put down the bong.

I hope I helped-
Kaleb

you can try and cleanse or use synthetic urine if you plan to smoke again. I know plenty of people who have used synthetic and it went great. But you have to heat it up properly, keep it that temperature, and if you cant set up an appt at the testing facility you go to, the you may end up waiting which could give you a chance of losing temperature in the urine. I say go with cleansing. You ca go to your local "head shop" and get pills or drinks to help. If you have 2 weeks, you can just do the water cleanse as well. No drinks other than water all day every day. On the day of the test drink some soda though, so that your pee isnt just water. They wont take it if its just water. And when I say lots of water, I mean a gallon or more per day. I have done the pills and the drink and they worked. The drink is god awful so if you cant take bad tastes, go for the pills. The guys at the shop should be able to help you with the directions. If you happen to live somewhere that does not have a head shop or two, the products I like are called OmniCleanse and they are online. Ordering from their website is fast and easy. I hope this helps! Good luck.

Ha....too many times doing the same research

well, i recently passed a drug test like this: drink a lot, and i mean A LOT of water. Make sure you pee a lot as well. vinegar helps, but it is absolutely horrible tasting.

Make sure you drink lots of water and you should be ok. Also, DON'T SMOKE AGAIN. since it has been a few weeks since you used last (before yesterday) your system is probably fairly clean.

Go ahead and burn a few more... Idiots deserve to get caught. Stupid is as stupid does... I would not want to work with you and you smoking dope. If you can't stay clean, you should just stay away.

make sure not to drop the soap!


oh yeah vinegar works, but its really nasty tasting. but if you dont want to worry about bubba holding you everynight

watch a christian bale movie n pray for the best

If you wanted you could smoke up until the second before you walk in the door to piss. JUST take 6 Motrin in total, to make sure its in your system I would quit smoking 3 hours before and take 2 Motrin an hour for the 3 hours while drowning myself in unsweetened tea and also taking a multi vitamin every hour to make sure my pee isn't clear. Something in Motrin will either cover up the THC or make you come out inconclusive giving you more time to come out clean :) or to get clean!! I passed 6 months of piss tests while smoking pot everyday using this method. My tests were not court ordered so if yours are be careful because if they catch you trying to cover something up in your urine you could be charged with tampering with evidence. Dont do drugs they will ruin your life!!



If you use the synthetic urine there is a chance someone will be in the bathroom watching you squat, and when i say squat I mean it your butt cheeks cannot rest on the seat of the toilet, so the fake piss is out and just imagine if the bag bursts or something, you will look like you pee'd yourself.

The stuff they sell in head shops are KNOWN and there is a huge chance they test you for the chemicals found in those cleansers. With those cleansers you cannot smoke within 48 hours of the first of many dosages of god who knows whats in them. They are not FDA approved and there is no guarantee you will pass with no money back, they can cost you anywhere from 20 to 220 bucks depending on how bad and what substances you need to be cleansed of.

Just drinking a gallon of water a day will not work and addin a soda to keep you pee from being water will not work, your pee will be clear but still come up with trace amounts of THC even a trace amount is an amount.



My method will work, I PROMISE!! Cmon cant your trust a stranger off of Y!A ????

My method is the cheapIST! And will work. Just to thrill me why dont you try my method and take a at home test and send me a picture of your face in disbelief when you piss clean!!