Why did the Vegetarian cross the road?!
Why did the Vegetarian cross the road?
Answers:
To save the chicken from crossing the road and being roadkill.
TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO TELL STUPID JOKES!
To meat the other vegetarian?
because the other side was a feild of lettuce...duh!!!!!!!!!
To eat a pancake on pancake day
to get away from the meat eaters
because their family was greek & told that person to leaf since he/she wasnt eating the food...
knee slapper!
j/k
that was really bad. idk... why?
To get to the veggie grocery store on the other side.
2 points :)
the vegetarian wanted to go to the other side of the road. so he crossed the road.
Two points!
To get to the whole foods on the other side.
Why else?
two points. haha.
To run away from foxhunter_guy and all of his silly questions!!
the smell of juicy grilled steak