I would like to barter a shrunken head for 3 lbs of Asiago Cheese...?!

Question:

I would like to barter a shrunken head for 3 lbs of Asiago Cheese...?

Is this a good deal, or should I go see a VooDoo priestess to get a better deal?

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SWEET! I have always wanted a shrunken head - I'll give you the cheese (are you set on Asiago - cause I have a really nice aged Parmesian Regginao that smells like feet) AND 6 pounds of velcro...how bout that?!

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I don't know what you should do. All I know is that you need to get a life because there are cheese stores everywhere and you can buy cheese there.

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Is it your shrunken head?

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Hopefully you don't start your own business.You won't get many customers.If you want cheese go to the deli.

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Throw in a bull testicle and we have a deal, sir.

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