I committed a crime under the influence of Tofu, how should I be punished?!
I committed a crime under the influence of Tofu, how should I be punished?
Should I be ordered to eat Tempe in jail?
Answers:
You should be de-soyed.
eat 10 ribeyes and call me in the morning.
Forced to eat a foot long tube steak
You should be Spammed (as in buried alive under mountains of sliced SPAM!).
Anyone who eats tofu is insane, you'll get away with it if you plead temporary insanity.
10 lashes with a razor strap
Tofu is good for you.
It has Vitimins.
You cant eat enough.
Better than Other stuff to eat,
You must first be dipped in Garlic Oil and then seeded with sesame seeds. Then you must be hung to dry for about a week or two, depending on your water content. Once dried out, you can then return to the red meat with complete forgiveness.
Answers, please be aware that this asker is a waiter with job issues. Because vegetarians ask him questions about food at his job, he feels the compulsion to harass vegetarians and vegans in this section. These are not real questions, they are some kind of revenge for a person who really needs a career change.
you could....stop asking stupid questions in this catagory.
Let us know when you can think of something funny to say, this really is quite tiresome.
Do you have any friends ? Or is that question even more riduculous that yours ?
AAAWWWW did the customers at your restaurant force tofu down your throat thinking it might grow you an extra braincell. I bet they were terribly disappointed.
GET A LIFE!!
I know, i sentence you to being e vegatairian *gasp*
how can someone like you have the award of top contributoer? you dont deserve it.
OH I GET IT! you sit here all day and night, tkaing the piss out of vegys. brilliant, why didnt i htink of that?
The only influence you've been under is that of stupidity. You can't help that of course, but you could find something more useful to do with your time, like volunteer work, community service, etc.
Vegetarians have been the victims of harassment and even persecution throughout history.
You should be forced to be a PETA investigator. You may have more compassion for the rest of God's creatures.
What goes around comes around. You need to be a vegetarian in your next life.
Why are there so many mean people here? It seems most of you just like to ridicule others