If I only eat meat 3.5 days a week, would that make me half vegan?!


Question:

If I only eat meat 3.5 days a week, would that make me half vegan?


Answers:
Yes, but why do that when you can just eat meat all seven days of the week and make everything extinct but us? ANIMALS KILL.

That would still qualify as an omnivore. Half-Vegan? Are you half-human as well?

no. Pretty much all or nothing buddy.

Is that the same as only being a little pregnant?

No. The point is you're still consuming meat.

It would make your half-vegetarian. Unless on the other 3.5 days you were avoiding meat AND dairy, cheese, eggs, butter, white bread, Mentos, Jell-O, milk chocolate, etc.

:)

interesting, does that mean that since i only spend about an hour per week eating meat, that i'm 99.40476190476190476% vegan or vegetarian or whatever?
(1/168-the number of hours in a week)

Yep. I go to Satan chruches 3 times a month and Witchcraft bonfires (where we burn the hair off of goats) so that makes me half satanaic.

You can stick feathers up your butt, but that doesn't make you a chicken.
So, no.




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