My new gf is vegan . . .?!
My new gf is vegan . . .?
. . . she became extremely agitated when I said "I want to PORK YOU!!!" I am sure it was the fact I mentioned "porking" and she took it as disrespectful of her lifestyle.
Perhaps I should have used a veggie term: "I want to give you the big cucumber" Or, "I'd love to feel your full gorgeous lips around my tuber." OR . . . "If you'd love me you'd swallow my yoghurt".
Do you think that being sensitive to her lifestyle in this way will bring her back to me. I'd really like her for other things besides her melons and tight little tofu.
1 week ago
Thanks Al l and Cister for the support. I'm tearful and remorseful. OH GAWD .. . am I so thankful I didnt 'say I wanted to "eat her". OH MY .. if she thought that I thought of her as MEAT ... OMG Jerry Falwell must have been watching over my lips.
1 week ago
Actually "veganconscript" I never waste time with dour, joyless, dolts here or abroad.
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1 week ago
Thanks Al l and Cister for the support. I'm tearful and remorseful. OH GAWD .. . am I so thankful I didnt 'say I wanted to "eat her". OH MY .. if she thought that I thought of her as MEAT ... OMG Jerry Falwell must have been watching over my lips.
1 week ago
Actually "veganconscript" I never waste time with dour, joyless, dolts here or abroad.
Sure she didn't take it as disrespectful for other reasons. I'm sure you're not too charming in person if you act this childish =)
Or quite possibly you made this all up in hopes of having a place to vent your poorly thought out vegetarian themed euphemisms since no dignified female would likely give you the time of day?
Feel free to prove me wrong if it's worth your time..I'm open to accepting any proof with little argument if you can provide that this situation is true. Otherwise I'll stick to my belief you're a liar. A bad one at that..!
I've never heard those terms before but I must share them with my boyfriend!!! I can completely understand why she got upset but I can also relate to you as an outsider. Talk to her and assure her that it had nothing to do with her lifestyle and you were just trying to use a funny phrase to get a laugh out of her. Once you talk things over she will see that you didn't mean any harm by it. Once she is in a better mood share your new "ideas" with her and I'm sure she will get as much of a kick out of them as I did.
wow, I guess you can't eat her. she's meat right?
I would mature a little bit.
Maybe she was more upset with the fact that she's your new girlfriend, and your saying you want to have sex with her in the beginning?
My boyfriend just says "Let's go upstairs" or something mature, to bring on the "event." While referring to ANY girlfriend, never tell her you want to "pork" her... or anything like that... it's just bad tacky, and disrespectful.
How long have you known the girl?
I see you can make little puns, but... you should realize, vegans don't eat yogurt.... ;) Good try on that one.
Just grow up, and or pick up a girlfriend as immature as you?
Just accept it...
Wow, you're a thoroughly unpleasant chap. Full of anger, too.
Do you know how easy it is to get inside men like you? It's the transparency of it all.
Praying for you, mate, because life really *doesn't* have to be so hard all the time.