God orders a drink?!


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God orders a drink?

Okay...God walks into a bar and orders a drink. What would it be? Soda? Coffee? A glass of water? What do you think?


Answers: Being the macho dude that he is, and Scotch to boot, God always orders Buck fast Wine ( also known as "wreck the house juice") which is made in Scotland by ever pious Benedictine Monks. Hey, the money goes back to Mother Church. And as a result of ones behavior whilst under the influence, confessionals all over the country are occupied 24/7. Works out well for everybody! P.S. Dominus Vobiscum-- et *** spiri tuo, mate. PPS Yahoo just bleeped a perfectly decent Latin word. WHATEVER! red wine An old wine! Red Bull and Vodka. no. that is a worthless question. An old wine. well, when he orders a drink, i would call the men with the white coats to lock you up!! Some Jim Beam. Ramos Fizz, for sure. Urine, he's a freak like that. cocaine- the energy drink A Virgin Bloody Mary How about wine a virgin margarita without the margarita manna on the rocks? With a water back. Is this the bus to pizmo beach????? Definately wine. Pomegranate juice.He created it! 2 glasses of water, but when his son gets there, they are talking over a glass of wine. he'd order a Pangalactic Gargleblaster cause that's the way He rolls. Water would be good i guess! what a stupid question maybe u dont know or have a revelation of who God is!God would walk into a bar & would want to show His love for the people that are there.



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