My Goodness, I am really really bored?!

My Goodness, I am really really bored?

I just don't know what to do anymore, I weigh 347lb, I got nothing to do, but I'm eating Ben and Jerry's Rocky-Road Ice-Cream right now. I don't go to school, don't have a job, and naked. I'm about to go to the bar in 5 hours, but my parents are saying to do something else, so what?

Fatty you come over here and bring the ice cream and we'll bake some cookies to go with it while we can watch judge judy throw the book at those hard core crimnals.after that i'd like to make a eggplant parmesan and we'll fix some spagetti as side dish and i'll go out in the yard and pull tender grass and weeds and whatever else ican find growing out there maybe some wild onions for a salad.While we are getting all this ready i'll pop open some of my delicious homemade beer.i serve it in 750ml bottles.after we have eaten and cleaned up all the mess then we can play games---such as?????