I had this really hot curry last night?!?!?!

I had this really hot curry last night?!?!?

i had a really hot curry last night called a chindaloo (the upgrade to the vindaloo ;-) and today my a-r-s-e feels lke that map yu see at the begining of bonanza!!!...(an old jasper carrott joke ;-)....but my question is why does my a-r-s-e feel like a towerng inferno??? is it because my 'excrement'(posh word 4 me lol) is really hot or what is it making it feel so hot??? thanks

your body cannot break down the chillies, they pass through the gut unaltered - remember how your mouth felt when it went in?

i love hot curries but the day after aint worth it
put some bog roll in the fridge my friend
and brace yerself!!!