How to mail a hamburger??!

How to mail a hamburger??

I need to mail a hamburger from Arizona to Virginia. How do I need to package it and how much would it cost?

9 hours ago
I can't mail a gift card because it is in&out and they don't have them in VA and yes I am "for real".

I would say you need to figure out a way to package it with dry ice. I don't know how much this would cost, but it should get your hamburger to its destination without spoiling.
Another possibility is using regular water ice. However, depending on the container you use to ship it in, your water ice might not last too long.
Just be careful with dry ice, don't touch it directly with your skin and make sure the CO2 gas can escape.