Are you a sloppy drunk?!

Are you a sloppy drunk?

or can you hold your own?

I love how girls always think whiskey is specifically more evil than other liquors.... maybe its tru.... but the etymology of the word comes from "gods water" in latin or sumn (a fact picked up in bartending course)... well last year wen i drank a bottle of it they strapped me down with leather straps and shot sedative in my arm... but i was only pissed cuz they were trying to strip me of my civil liberties.... and I did wake up with muchroom tea that morning... hmmm the shrooms also inspired be to eat a mized bag from the pill jar but tat was like at six AM... this was nightime.... i had slept that off already... i was minding my own business sleeping on my girlfriends lawn.... why does law enforcement feel that they have to **** with you for being fucked up and passed out