I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore! (Beer related question.)?!

I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore! (Beer related question.)?

I go the the local grocery store. The sign hanging above the cooler case says COLD BEER. I check the beer and it's pi$$ warm! I pull out half a dozen cases to get to the back, and that stuff is pi$$ warm also! And this happens all the time! I could ride to the local booze-ateria, but by the time I get the brew home, it's warm too. And shook all the heck up by the ride on the back of the bike so that I can't open one right away. Yeah, I know. Warm beer is better than no beer at all, but it's 90+ damn degrees here in Florida, and I think I should be able to get cold beer in the freakin' US of A. At the very least I think it's false advertising. I gotta stuff the freezer with the beer, and wait about an hour (Two warm beers worth.) before the stuff is a decent temperature. Anybody know of a way to instantly freeze a beer with something? (And no, I don't mean make beercicle out of it, just about 35 degrees would be nice.) And it can't be anything that will cost a fortune. Thanx.

21 hours ago
Sorry, but I got no room for a cooler on the bike. I'm limited to what I can bungee cord on, and a cooler ain't in the cards for my ride. Heck, I can barely get a case on there safe. I mean, it ain't like the beer can hang on to me like the Ol Lady! I'm gonna try the beer spin route and see what happens. And sorry dude, but I don't think I'll be in Connecticut any time soon. But thanks for the offer.

20 hours ago
OK. Here's the deal. Look at the avatar pic. I'm sitting on an H-D FXDWG. I'm wearing leather. Lot's of leather. Do you think beer stands a chance in my 'fridge? My 'fridge ain't big enough to hold more beer than I can drink. (Clarification. I live in a studio apartment and have one of those little 2 1/2 cubic foot mini-fridges. I'm lucky to get a case in it.) No bicycle involved here. And if I can afford a hog, yeah. I got money for beer. Lots of it!

20 hours ago
OK. Here's the deal. Look at the avatar pic. I'm sitting on an H-D FXDWG. I'm wearing leather. Lot's of leather. Do you think beer stands a chance in my 'fridge? My 'fridge ain't big enough to hold more beer than I can drink. (Clarification. I live in a studio apartment and have one of those little 2 1/2 cubic foot mini-fridges. I'm lucky to get a case in it.) No bicycle involved here. And if I can afford a hog, yeah. I got money for beer. Lots of it!

get a bucket of ice cubes an spin the beer in it for 2 minutes. just spin with your hand or buy a cooler an load it with ice for the ride home