Are towels tasty??? (this is serious)?!

Are towels tasty??? (this is serious)?

this is a very serious question
i need to expand my variety in foods
my doctor says i dont eat enough foods rich in nutrients
he recommended towels specific to my diet
are they tasty???

18 hours ago
Okay, okay. I just called my doctor,
(Dr.MgGucianno) and I asked over and over again, until he spelled it out for me.
T-O-W-E-L-S
He told me that every time I take a shower (which is every month, due to my religious beliefs, which I am the only survivor of.) He said that because of my dihharia problem, this would help me gain fiber. He clarified, that this would help my poo from being mushy and soggy.

18 hours ago
Incase you were wondering about me:
I am a happy girl, very cuddly, and I like to learn something new every day.

18 hours ago
No. My doctor is guinnoquinchoitoniano.
His religion is also based on his belifs, which is population of 1, as mine is teyyughilopo.
We created our own, because we did not believe in any of the official religions.
So maybe that is why he recommended towels to help my dihharia which is soggy and mushy.
I hope I don't sound like an idiot, as I'm sure that some of you have mushy dihharia as well.
Thank you for the support..
(This is serious.)

Oh. Yes, yes yes yes.
I have the same problem with the items that exit my buttox.
Towels are tasty (especcially the pink ones, that are bubblegum flavored.)and they help my dihharia.