Have you ever burned your bisquits or sausage by leaving them out in the sun unprotected?!
Have you ever burned your bisquits or sausage by leaving them out in the sun unprotected?
Answers: Yup! Here in Californy we got some nude beaches where
I perfected my recipe..."Blistered Sausage and Bisquits"..
Lie in the sun
Never Mind the bollocks
Go to Sleep
Bake one hour...
Voila! EET is ready!
Serves between 6 and 100 Asian tourists with binoculars.
(recipe humbly dedicated to Mouse Potato. I would never
have started cooking without her inspiration) Source(s):
Granny Crabtree: "Same recipe is Moider on my "Rack O' Lamb!" Yes, when I accidently used Crisco instead of Coppertone. Yup, the last time I made a nice salmonella sandwich and a bowl of cream of botulism soup. I hat it when that happens. By biscuits and sausage... I am assuming you really meant the following [taken from Urban Dictionary]:
either:
1) A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male
Example #1 When Janie asked russell to f*** for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated
Example #2 That sausage is an a**hole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his a**
I have to say, I am a bit taken aback by these definitions from Urban Dictionary .... OMGoodness! I'm no food expert but I know black car paint approaches 140 degrees F in the sun... Biscuits and Sausage won't even get close to that in the sun so it'll be hardly enough to burn either. Might dry the biscuits out, but that would be it. Yep...my first sunburn of the year I was laying topless in my backyard and guess what-boobie burn. I'm a sailor men with the slogan the beating will continue till moral improves. Sun itch is fine, if ya find a watering hole. This time we didn't forget the gravy....