Is there anything better than Chili-Cheese Frittos and a Diet Coke for breakfast?!
Is there anything better than Chili-Cheese Frittos and a Diet Coke for breakfast?
Answers: 3 a.m. vomit scraps. cold peperoni pizza and beer. Your poor dog. Then again, maybe he likes it. Maybe some cat poop with hair in it and to drink, battery acid? For god sakes man...obesity is a problem. My preference is a frozen twinkie and diet coke. chili-cheese fritos, diet coke and ultrastooge...yummy chili cheese frittos and a mountain dew Well I can think of a few things better.. but. hey I love them for lunch. chicken and fries A big stack of pancakes, 2 fried eggs over easy and bacon with a sweet tea.
Or my mom's homemade bisquits and gravy with eggs and baconand of course a sweet tea. (No lemon please.) Full English breakfast!
Bacon, eggs, beans sausages and a side order of your choice. Tea or orange juice goes great with it as well.
However they don't nickname such meals as 'heart attack on a plate' for nothing so do it only on occasion just to avoid problems. I do oatmeal and milk ~ ~ ~ save the Frito's and Coke for lunch. Yes, Bratwurst from a charcoal grill with a good pint of Wei?bier.
http://www.hopfweisse.de/ Only Flaming hot Cheetos with milk.I think healthy.... I like cheetoes and a fanta orange pop anytime; but your's sounds awfully good too.... only chili cheese fries and a mountain dew everything pizza, crab chips and diet pepsi I usually drink some pond water and whatever dead animal I can find along the road on my way to work. On weekends you can leisurely drive around until you find a FRESH roadkill. I've been on a steady diet of armadillo lately and it's been hell on my lower GI tract. I haven't tried that one yet. Yes!
Food is better than that!!! Not really Hon. Bwo, bwo, bwo, bwo bwo.:) Yes... Of course this isn't a meal for you. There is most certainly a better breakfast: Buy yourself a big bag of bird seeds, drive to your nearest park, walk out in an open field, take your pants off, grab a whole handful of seeds, shove as many as you can inside of your butt( be careful, don't drop any) bend over, and let nature have some F***ing Breakfast. Here's something better....
"Granny Crabtree's Crunchy Toe Cornchip Cuacamole Dip"
and a Near Beer....Just ask Marla..she had some on our front porch!