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Answers: so long as you didnt have any sausage you`ll be fine!

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Yes, I'd get the stirrups ready if I were you. It's a porker of a baby!

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maybe if you were female

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Yes it's twins. Congratulations.

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Did you put margarine or butter on your bread?

Marg for a girl

butter for a boy

PMSL

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not that kind of pork, stupid.

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No you can only get pregnant when the male sperm enters your vagina. Not by putting a bacon sandwich in your mouth.

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The thought is certainly a sign of something although possibly not pregnancy (especially if you are male!)

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Don't think you'll become pregnant after eating a butty. Nope, don't think so at all.

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Yes and he will have a "curly tail" !!!

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No, it's impossible to detect pregnancy right away. You need to wait for about 1 or two weeks to verify if bacon butty is pregnant.

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You stupid idiot, you should know by now that eating stuff like that can get you pregnant. You deserve that!

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Only if you recently had unprotected sex!

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