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Answers: I mean, I want to be prepared for the next level.

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Nah...the Colonels Secret Spices don't taste too good burnt. Try a honey, paprika and whole grain mustard glaze. It caramelises as it roasts and tastes pretty darn good on a pork roast. For human roast you need to add more paprika though ;P

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I'll take white meat.

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If your a chicken.

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Before you go to heaven you should bring a book- eternal paradise WILL get boring.

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Before beginning my journey into Hell, I found it most useful to coat myself in gasoline...it really intensifies the sensations of your skin burning from the flames...I like crispy.






JayKay! Love you!

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:D - I'm going to hell, but I'm vegetarian, I bet there's gonna be a lot of vegetarians in hell - so...it might not be worth it.

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I'm pretty sure you have to get the colonels permission. but by all means, roll away.

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just go to hell and meet satan. informed him that your favorite food is roasted goat. the next level? he'll send you to heaven.

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NO ! *Hot Sauce ! *

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i doubt u will b laughing when u get there

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