What do you shout out when someone steals your special yummy sandwhich from the fridge?!
mine contains pixi and elf dust with fresh ewok dandruff
Answers: what was in your sandwhich and why would the theif think of stealing it
mine contains pixi and elf dust with fresh ewok dandruff
1. For the love of all that is holy who took my sandwich ? !! You must be destroyed!. LOL..
2. Just love a big Pilly cheese steak sandwich. Its lip smacken good.
By the way I would never take your sandwich, ever !( Ewwww) Its safe with me.
LOL...
Drat. Nothing here right now.
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your gross
Nothing, but wait a few days and make another and go to the store and purchase some Polyethylene Glycol 3350 NF or the brand name is Miralax. IT's a white tasteless powder laxitive that can be mied with anything, mayo, mustard , jelly or what ever condiments you use. Make the sandwich again use the miralax and then let then steal it, the next day I am pretty sure you will now who it was, they either won't show up for work, or will be making several trips to the bathroom all day. The standard serving is 1 heaping Tbsp, 2-4 times a day, if you want to catch them the same day then use 2 1/2 Tbsp on the sandwich. I will guarantee you will find out who it is. And no harm will come to this person, other then the hersey squirts.
And if any one asks you if you laced the sandwich just say no you use this weekly and mix it wiht your sandwich.
Good Luck! I hope you get Them
I dont' shout anything. I just begin wholesale slaughter until i get my food back.
People learn very quickly: do not get between a Wolf and his food. Unless you want to lose a limb or two.
I remember hearing that the American Idol Rubuen(sp?) Studdard punched his brother because he took his sandwich. Haha.