Is it wrong to have fantasies of your wife naked in a giant bowl of Shredded Wheat?!
Answers: i dont think your fantasies are of your wife so much as they are of the shredded wheat.....
Yes, Shredded Wheat is rough, it would chaff her skin.
where fantasies are concerned nothing is wrong, its if you intend to carry them out that you may have a problem and remember....shredded wheat only has one ingrediant, not two
i recommend councelling
Not for you Ian Botham, shreddie lover, but generally, it does not sound very sexy!
I think its pretty sick! Who dreams of their wife? I have sexual dreams of cerials all the time, but my wife? Eugh!!!!!
Yes it is wrong. She should be naked in a giant bowl of corn flakes.
why not what ever floats your boat ..... i would prefer crunchy nut cornflakes myself he he lol :)
I would be more inclined to pick something like pudding.
Can she take 3 in one sitting?
Depends... did you add milk, were there any fruits involved, was the other side coated with sugar?
i work as a sex line opperator and have defently heard more odd fantasys than that one! all is well my friend you are very normal in comparison!
Now with the malty goodnes of Shreddies, that would be acceptable... with lashings of cold milk and a giant spoon...
i bet you bowled her over with your charm when ye met
By your wife Do you mean my wife?
I'll be round to punch your phukin lights out.
Some people have the funniest dreams. I am still laughing about this one.
I have dreams about my wife in all sorts of things. I have dreams about other people's wives, too.
That shredded wheat it gets into the most embarassing places. I should know.
No it is not. Have you acted this out yet? Can I see the photos?
I promise not to put them on Flikr. What are you doing having fantasies about my wife? Isn't yours good enough?
Would it be hole wheat !!!!!!!!!!!!
Not at all. It's fine, unless you plan to act out that fantasy- in which case, I'd suggest you fill the BATH with Shredded Wheat, and WARM milk. Nice.
Ow, chafing!
Surely porridge would be better
hell no babe and if ur wife isn't up for message me lol i'll be more than happy to help u fufill ur fantasy i love a wholesome... Ceral lol
A little odd.... Wrong? No.
We all have some kind of fantasies, but shredded wheat? My wife once ordered 80 bottles of milk from the milkman. He asked her why she wanted so many. So she told him she was going to have a bath in milk. He then asked " Pasteurised" "No" she said "only up to my navel"
Not all all after all the milk will make her skin softer and she can float on the shredded wheat
you're too cute i couldn't stop laughing I'm sure your wife doesn't get bored with you