Long winded diet !!!! (I did not spell the words).?!
* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER:
"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning,I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Chardonnay , a botle of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha 'mainder of botl Prozic and Valum prscriptins, the res of the Chesescke, an a bax a
cholates.
Answers: BREAKFAST
* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk
LUNCH
* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER:
"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning,I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Chardonnay , a botle of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha 'mainder of botl Prozic and Valum prscriptins, the res of the Chesescke, an a bax a
cholates.
Where can I sign to join? lol.
mmmmmmmm!,lol
Definite LOL! have a star
lol, thats usually how diets go =)
my kind of diet lol