What is a cheese blower?!
Answers: and where can I buy one?
A cheese blower is not something you buy, it is something you have on your body to blow cheese.
You can also use it to find out if Mary Guardias is a biscuit.
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You can buy it at a porn shop in the getto.
You could make one by taking an average sized cheese grater, and attaching a small rotating fan to it with a heavy duty paper clip! Then, just get out of the way and let er rip!