I saw a bag of sprouts in Tesco reduced price the other day ..?!
Trouble is there were too many to eat in one sitting so I've had the second and will finish it off tomorrow.
Only thing is though I've had so many they are giving me wind down below and on the bus today some people actually moved away!
What can I eat with sprouts to prevent this nasty happenings .. if I ever see an opportunity for inexpensive veg again.
Answers: .. reduced by more than half so of course I had to buy it.
Trouble is there were too many to eat in one sitting so I've had the second and will finish it off tomorrow.
Only thing is though I've had so many they are giving me wind down below and on the bus today some people actually moved away!
What can I eat with sprouts to prevent this nasty happenings .. if I ever see an opportunity for inexpensive veg again.
Maybe you need to consider taking charcoal tablets ?? they can be bought quite cheaply at all chemists , and on supermarket shelves.
Of course you could stay away from the buses and walk , this will help to dissipate any smell and the noise will be lost in the traffic sounds
lmao!no i'm afraid ur stuck with the wind,but they are good for u tho!
Try eating some carrots, swede with them. If this fails stop going on buses when you have eaten sprouts
Toilet paper,,,,, at least you will have a nice clean bum
coal, it absorbs gas
giggle .. charcoal tablets reduce the wiff off smellly anal secretions
Haha, maybe cabbage? And how about some nice pea soup?
go back to tesco with the sprouts that are left and stick one up your bum then fart one out at them they may understand and give you a full refund ??
you should have half cooked them and put them in the freezer.
BRUSSEL AND WATER CHESTNUT SOUP - delicious...xxx
There is something of a bad odour with this question
NOTHING WRONG WITH FARTING,, IN TURKEY IT IS CONSIDERED A COMPLIMENT. JUST FART IN A CROWD AND LOOK AT SOMEONE ELSE THEN THE OTHER PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT THAT PERSON TOO.