Does anyone fancy crispy?!
Answers: Duck for tea?
No thanks
oh i love crispy duck with hoi sin sauce.....droolin.....lol..
Ruby!!! You're a day early! Come back tomorrow...
ill have a salt and vinegar crisp plz..
could you answer this please.. http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind... xx
The lovely lady Minger I think.
Yum anything that comes out of my oven is crispy lol
You do know there is quite a witty user on here by that name (Crispy). Now, are you referring to him or your duck?
Edit: Well that's alright then Rubes, 'cos he's not much of a looker if his avatar is anything to go by!
Yes and it better be ready when I get home.
The duck wins everytime!!!!
mmm crispy duck with pancakes,spring onions,cucumber and hoisin sauce, yes please. i might just order that from the chinese takeaway.
Oh dear - this gets more tragic by the moment.
Well, let me tell you a little secret, I don't actually fancy "crispy" - how could I, he doesn't exist, and only a truly stupid person could actually think that he does.
Now, the man behind Crispy, he's a different matter. Highly fanciable, as well as intelligent and funny. I can see why you are so obsessed with him, but you need to face facts - he was never even slightly interested.
You know when you started answering his questions as "Lizzie"? We laughed at your lame answers and at how you appeared to have no sense of humour whatsoever. We also knew that you'd be wetting your knickers when he put up that "I love someone on answers..." question, desperate for it to be you. You thought it might be Claire so used another id to start attacking her - but he didn't mean her. It has always been me, dear - never been anyone else.
We (as indeed are a lot of people) are 100% aware of all your ids: Lizzie, BaddaBaddaBing, Big Bad *****, Ruby Tuesday, Scarlett, Lavendar, Mistique, Mistify - there are another couple whose names I forget. The problem is, you have done a spectacularly bad job of covering your tracks - in your most insane moments all of these names have used information only the original Lizzie would know.
Now, want some advice? Get off your fat behind and find yourself some sort of life. Stop pretending to be someone you're not - you are not clever enough to pull it off. Do you really like the idea that two people, so obviously more intelligent than you, are laughing at you? Every time one of these questions goes up, that's what happens. There's nothing you can say or do to hurt us, so you may as well stop bothering.
Now, with regard to the multiple ids issue - you know as well as we do that he and I are not the same person, neither do we have endless different names like you - I had Donna M (suspended) Ms Minger (suspended) and this one that I set up a few weeks ago knowing this would happen. He only had Crispy, which was suspended today too.
But that's fine - we were expecting it and were saying only last night that we wanted each other to ourselves again, so this is our chance. But we do have friends on this site, unlike you (hee hee, has anyone ever responded to your inane blog?) so, we'll come back when we feel like it.
In the meantime Ruby/Scarlett et al, stop obsessing about Crispy - he thinks you're a fat, stupid psychopath, always has and always will.
Why am I answering this instead of him? Cos he's nicer than me, that's all. I'm the ***** who'll come after you if you keep this up - and I will always win.