How do you milk a turkey?!
Answers: It's similar to plucking a cow.
I hope this is a riddle. Turkeys do not give milk.
I dunno, don't milk a bull, either....
Can't they don't have mammary glands.
try a .22 caliber rifle
although, at times, I've been accused of "nursing" my drink of Wild Turkey 101
Sneak up on it slowly, and make sure your hands are warm....they really hate cold hands.
Thanks for the points!
The same way you milk an ostrich.
I wouldn't be surprised if a machine was invented to milk the tom turkeys.