Does anyone know how i got home last night?!
Answers: I'm fluffed if i know
You didn't get home.
I woke to find you on the left hand side of my bed....handcuffed
yteah i picked you up and dropped you off after finding youy staggering around the streets lol ring your friends they will tell you
You got home by Carrier Pigeon!
You put on your beer overcoat and then staggered the rest of the way in a warm fuzzy haze! by the way, if you neighbour asks, you don't know what happened to his garden gnomes or who could have put them in such suggestive positions!
You must have the same shoes as me, they have a built in homing device and always manage to get you back no matter what state you are in, brilliant invention.
You owe me ￡10 for the taxi fare and I'll give you the cleaning bills when i get them.You we're staggering more than a new born giraffe.
do you really not remember what we did last night????that just breaks my heart lol
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The tricycle in your backyard may be a clue, I had just gone to get some sweets from the shop near me when you came over and stole my tricycle. Its pink and has a basket and everything, I've only just forgiven you as your wallet fell out of your pocket and I was able to buy some more sweets whilst waiting for you to bring it back, I'm still waiting. Stealing form a little girl, how could you. I'm telling my big brother on you
Either by instinct or stretcher.
Where is the joy in being so out of it that you cant remember how you got home ! Still at least you made it home....
are you certain you are in the right home
the rent boy you picked up outside the pub made sure you got into a taxi and got home safely because of the huge tip you gave him
Tried to get into my home first but the dog saw you off lol x
you likely took yourself home on autopilot. Happens more than people know.
I hope you didn't drink drive young man!!
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You rode a flying pasty!
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u jogged home from a pub
the police dropped you off, you were causing a disturbance running around naked!!!!
Yes, I saw you crawling along on your belly!
Your NOT at home , Get out of my house . D
First you came to San Diego to help me with the wild fire - but you got too faded and burnt your left nut severely. after crying for several hours - and passing out in my front lawn. I put you on the next plane back to the UK, and you woke up in your bed. ^^