Cap'n Crunch, why do you rip the roof of my mouth up?!

Question: You are such a good cereal, but you hurt me so.... why do you do this?!!!!

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Answers: You are such a good cereal, but you hurt me so.... why do you do this?!!!!

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Cuz you eat me too fast!! (God, I never thought I'd say THOSE words!)

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let it soak

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let the milk soften them up before wolfing them down

aye, aye, captain

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LOL...I've got a hook on my hand...anytime you mess with someone like that, you're bound to get hooked!

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The Cap'n puts little shards of swords inside each delicious morsel.

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this is why i stopped eating captain cruch a long time ago. on top of the fact that i don't want my breakfast cereal to cause me pain, something about knowing i'm eating shards of my own gums grosses me out. there has to be a better way, cap'n....

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So your body can absorb my sugar faster.

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