I just ate expired miracle whip?!
anything going to happen to me?
Answers: It was over a year old! eww! But it looked and smelled and tasted fine. I had it in some tuna.
anything going to happen to me?
I can't imagine it's going to kill you. That stuff is probably so full of preservatives and chemicals that it doesn't go off anyway.
The worst I would guess that you get sick and have to get rid of it. But if it tasted fine and you don't feel sick, your body will process it.
if color, odor, smell changes so may expect something wrong but at least if there is nothing between 4-72 hours like gastro intestinal disturbance so you are ok
I'll say a prayer Food poisoning is not pretty RIP.
Call 911. Miracle whip is crap. Use mayo.
You must be a mid westerner. Only Midwesterners eat Miracle Whip. East and West coast people eat mayonnaise.