Where can I get a job putting the one broken biscuit into the end of the packets?!
If you own a biscuit factory and would like me to come in for an interview I'd be more than happy to.
I have relevant experience - I was employed as the guy who puts the one green crisp into every single packet of walkers for several years.
If you can help please contact Mr G Pants c/o Yahoo
Answers: There must be positions available out there. Every time I open a pack the first one is snapped in half and then pushed back together again purely to annoy me.
If you own a biscuit factory and would like me to come in for an interview I'd be more than happy to.
I have relevant experience - I was employed as the guy who puts the one green crisp into every single packet of walkers for several years.
If you can help please contact Mr G Pants c/o Yahoo
Dear Mr Pants,
We have carefully considered your application, (Including the photo's), and have concluded that you would indeed make a very good employee with 'Flaky-Crispy Ltd'.
We are not too bothered about an interview, and in fact we would rather you started at our Guantanamo Bay site as soon as is reasonably practicable. We are however still perplexed enough to ask one further question of you...What exactly are you doing to that potato in photo number 42?
Your nan should be able to employ you. Hang on... MY nan will employ you
Broken biscuit.co.uk
that's funny
lmao :P
at my place...i'll expect a crtubless finish...and you have to do the same at the other end of the packet too...as for the pay...well you get to eat the broken crumbled biscuits and i'll even make tea to go with it, hows that...oh, and your Christmas bonus is a whole tin of M&S fancy biscuits to be eaten on your own time!...;0)
With talents like yours you would be better suited to an upmarket job like Cleaning Sh!t out of Cuckoo Clocks.