Do you think Canada could beat USA in a pie eating contest?!
Answers: Probably not. Because the national pastime in the USA is eating, especially unhealthy junk that's awful for you. Hence all the fatties waddling around.
Apple Pie, Blueberry Pie, any fruit pies. No. USA will win.
Moose pie, Bear Pie and Elk Pie. Canada has a leg up on the USA.
canada would win by disqualification because...
canadians would start eating the pie when the time starts
BUT
americans would be too busy THROWING the pie at the canadians
lol