What is a 'Pork Sword' please ?!
Answers: The other day in the works canteen one of the girls from accounts said she would like to try my pork sword. I was bemused at this as I was eating egg and chips with no meat of any type.
Haha, next time you see her tell her you want to open her meat curtains.
It's your chopper moron !
I know her, she wanted to sample my beef truncheon.
i bet you charm the birds out of the trees
I think it's one of the very large spicy German sausages.
Your name is 'John Thomas?' I think you already know the answer to your question, my good troll.
And please send 'Aunt Polly' over for a visit.
I think it's a grilled one eyed trouser snake.
tee hee, but not very subtle mate. Don't give up yer day job!
It's your "John Thomas" mate!