Why does captain crunch cut the roof of your mouth?!
Answers: Because it is hard. The better question is why does the Captain have his eyebrows on his hat rather than on his face?
Good question, I have also tried to bite a piece, but ended up nearly chipping a tooth. Do they think rock cereal will be the next popular thing? Here's another question... Why do we still pay 5 a freaking box for this when the off brand of the stuff costs $3 for 2x more cereal that doesn't cut or chip you? Stupid advertising.
It's a conspiracy to get IV high fructose corn syurp into the blood of people.
Bwa ha ha ha ha haaa. Ha.