What would I get if I asked the bartender for a "Mitt Romney"?!
Answers: Be creative people!
flat club soda. it would have to be alcohol free, caffeine free, devoid of any interesting flavor, and lacking the excitement of carbonation.
Hard cider and Guinness like a black and tan.
Kool Aid with fruit in it.
Maybe a straight up apple juice.
a jug of milk with 10-20 shot glass offspring.
Flat ginger ale and zima garnished with a slice of Wonder Bread.