What is the proper punishment for my husband's insolence...?!

Drink it, be snippy, and when he asks what's wrong say "if you loved me, you would KNOW what's wrong."

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la tee dah....go get your own juice.

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if u want it done right do it yourself

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no nooky for a week

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drink some by the kitchen sink and be like this taste like crap and grab a note pad and write the type of orange juice you want and write the name of the company that makes it ,also send him a text message saying what kind it is, or even better go on the internet and find the website of the manufacture and take a picture of it and put it on his phone.

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He made a mistake cut him some slack. Did you tell him what kind you wanted and how clear were you? If you did everything right and he didn't listen or forget, then take him to bed some night and a second before you start say that you want orange juice, and mention he brought the wrong one and that you can't sex him till u get that orange juice. He'll be out on the streets chasing orange juice trucks for a while...
after he brings the right orange juice, which i doubt he'll forget, give him an unforgettable experience...

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Get out of in front of the TV & GET THE DAMN JUICE YOURSELF!!!!!

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I don't think you need to teach him a lesson, just ask him if he knows that he brought the wrong orange juice home. Maybe he'll say, "OOPS! sorry! I'll go get the right one!" give the dude another chance!

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don't worry keep it up and you won't have a husband to punish, get your own freaking juice

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I'm thinking if it's really upset you, then chain that bastard to the bed posts, face down. Find the straw that came with that box of OJ, and insert it rectally, then let him drink the junk invertedly from the backside.

THAT should teach the S.O.B. not to forget what type of juice you prefer!!!


On the other hand, if this seems a bit extreme....we'll Bill had a nice answer!

:-)

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Are you serious? Punish him for bringing home the wrong orange juice!? Sounds like you won't be married long.

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stop being whiney and ungrateful and get it yourself.

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thank him for trying and go buy your own juice.

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Be nice about it. Say thanks, but kindly mention that it wasnt the one you wanted. Tell him which kind you wanted and to get that kind next time. Why argue over something so small as orange juice. I will admit theres so many types of orange juice in the grocery stores. Maybe he honestly didnt mean to get the wrong kind. Hey, he got you orange juice. Give him the benifit of the doubt.

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Pour half of the container over his head ...
Then make him chug the rest.
That will teach him .... !!
What does it take to find a good man these days .... ?

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You sound like my "spoiled" boyfriend. No gratitude on your part. You should get it yourself if the nice effort he did make was not good enough for you. People in the world have REAL problems. Is your husband getting the wrong orange juice the real problem?

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Break his big screen TV the morning of Super Bowl.

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Try putting on a Streisand record.

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Drag him immediatey to the local tattoo parlor and have them tattoo the correct brand name onto his palm so he'll NEVER FORGET IT AGAIN!

Then reward yourself with a shopping trip!

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Chop off his fun stick and fry it for his dinner.

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well, set his a** out with the trash miss briggidy britches " i.m sure theirs lots of women who wont ***** about everytime he makes a mistake....better yet make/ get your own !!!

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just mix it with vodka, you won't be able to tell the difference, and even if you can, you won't care.

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Pour the orange juice over your body (naked of course) and tell him to lick if off. He will remember the correct juice to buy (next time) if he has to slurp it!

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My b.f. often get's the wrong items (however, he has gotten much better), I am simply grateful that he even goes to the store and often with a large list. If he get's something "wrong" I would not even think to "punish" him for it.

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Get a life. Vengeance is Mine, says the Lord! It is not worth the aggro and could quite rightly end up in the divorce courts if you are so vindictive.

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Get a life and get your own orange juice. You should just be glad you have a husband that would put in the effort. I would tell you to get your butt off the couch.

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drink it and then pretend it made you REALLY unwell. The have like a rash...or pretend to itch haha!! would be so funny lol!!! :D xxx

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put orange juice in each of his orifices...then take it back out and make him drink it out of a dish on the kitchen floor (his hands should be tied behind his back for this part)

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yea what CATZ said

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Obsessive disorder????...You ... not him...

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