What do you think a kiwi would say?!
Answers: hows it going mate
I like hairy chicks!
"Root": to have sex.
A warning to folk in the USA! A female visitor from the US has this to say... My first time in NZ (home of the "Kiwis") I made the unfortunate mistake of listing off my hobbies to a family that had me over for tea.... among my hobbies? "I like to root for the football team!" (one of the boys said, "What, the WHOLE team??")
squeak!
wats up g...???....s up ....
Eat me, I'm loaded with vitamin C! (fruit)
Or: Howdy mate.(New Zealander)
Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwiii...
EAT ME
kiwi is a FRUIT moron, they can't talk!!!
If you mean "What would a New Zealander say?":
"Hey bro. Dud you git the fush n chups?"
If you are referring to the bird, then it would probably say:
"What kind of god would create a bird with no wings? Seriously .... look at me .... what the %$*& am I supposed to do with no arms???"
If you are referring to the fruit, then it would probably say:
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why did i have to be the ugliest fruit? they can't see i am delicious.
Why must I look like a hairy sac!
It would say, I look like a little hairy ball, LOL.
so sweet
Shibbyyy.